Let's see some bananas and nuts?

A while ago I was supposed to go to a party for my father-in-law George Sr. Instead I ended up boarding a van full of s protesting the local yacht club, believing them to be pirates. Now my wife Lindsay is more sure than ever that I am not heteroual, especially since I wore her blouse on the boat (it looked better on me). How can I convince her that I am not a ual?